Monday, November 7, 2011

NO TEARs (channel 4, deal 3, turnabout~ trick C)


WE NOTE WhERE WE ARE.
What does he want?
What he wants
he wants
he wands
Fine, he wands a good FF
Fist Fucking funambulist dREAMER
fingers and head to the HIghEST PLAYer
he wants a Fist Fuck REAMing
but we'll just give him some foreplay
fingers and head for now

make him dance for it, if that's what he REAlly WANTs
FF from our TEAM
NO TEARs, NO sWEAT, NOIsy REAR…
well, that went in rather easily!



NO TEARs (channel 4, deal 3, turnabout~ trick C), originally uploaded by KevinHutchins314.

Strategy:

Dealer = Now that you have the lead, you may begin firestorming your way through your most powerful element. Best foot forward! Funambulist Archon Ω of Flames, you are the tightrope-walker taking charge, flying high! (King of Clubs, Roi des Trèfles, Royalty of Rods, face card with +4 tête points to his blazing name)

Initiate = you will pay the tax to the king: you appear to give him the "high-five" but it's actually your lowest pip card in the Fires.

Medium = you have only two cards among the Wands of Fire, and they are adjacent in this element: the 7 and the 6 are all you can burn, and they're right behind your buddy's 5 Wands. You expect the Fire to be a strong suit of the contract-taker; he'll probably try to quickly force you to spend trump cards after you burn up all your torches and fall Void into darkness. Well, let's try to have some courage; it's a big circus, we'll play along for now. 7 Wands are your presentation, as your courageous (but grotesque) lion-head is shoved through the sizzling flamesticks.

Scansion:

Dealer (Contractor) = turnabout requesting Wands, Ω Archon of Fire.

Initiate = flip them The Finger, fling lowest Wands, Fire 5.

Medium = head into the flames, lower your head beneath the Wands, Fire 7.

Contractor scores +4 tête points for the Ω Archon face card (Prince of Fire funambulist), plus +1 Tricky Point for the tierce. These 5 are added to his previous 4 for a new subtotal of 9 points at the end of this Trick C as his turnabout succeeds and he maintains control of the tempo.